Julian Ayrs & Pop Culture

Ryan Seacrest…flexible jock tweets with knees! An acrobat in-between sheets…

Posted by: Julian Ayrs on: July 13, 2009

Ryan, the knee tweets are obviously making your bull-legged!

 

A few days ago, Ryan Seacrest posted a revealing tweet in which he acknowledged that he managed to get the missive out to the twitter site – in heavy LA LA LAND traffic mind you – by manipulating his cell phone between his knees.

Whoa Nellie!

Flexible, eh?

That Seacrest must be an acrobat in-between the sheets!

Careful with the KY gel, Ryan, otherwise there may be a bit of the old slip ‘n slide right off of the Queen-size bed into the video cameraman’s lap!

By the way, is Gavin Newsom (avid twit – um – tweeter) slated to flog any hair products in upcoming chats sessions in the near future?

After his last splash on the airwaves, it was evident to me that was with great radio face.

In closing, I am curious as to how it came about – that your celebrated star on the “Walk of Fame” – was installed for posterity on such top-dollar real estate adjacent to Grauman’s Chinese Theatre.

Did you have to get down on your knees?

For the hand and footprints, silly goose!

Inquiring minds – and Metro sexual males around the country – are hankering for a clue.

It’s all in the details, dude.

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