Julian Ayrs & Pop Culture

Archive for September 2008

Indoor Art installation with signature polka-dots

 
 

A whimsical piece of sculpture by artist – Yayoi Kusama – is taking joggers and strollers alike by surprise on the park trail just beyond the flats in Beverly Hills.
Entitled – “Hymn of Life, Tulips” – the bold sprightly-colored three-dimensional work in-the-round instantaneously delights when it reaches out from the [...]

Well, when you were a kid, your mother drummed it into you.
“Wear clean underwear. You never know when you’ll be in an auto accident in the street.”
Say what?
One day recently, I witnessed a collision on Laurel Canyon, and the advice came home to roost!
I was waiting for a light to change – when a middle-aged woman [...]

Although Internet Service providers like – AT&T, Time Warner, and Verizon – are in accord with the idea of implementing industry-wide guidelines to protect privacy online, the corporate giants want to self-regulate without Government interference.
At a hearing before the Senate Commerce Committee – representatives from the “Big 3″ – were on hand to testify.
Tom Tauke, [...]

Americans…are they constipated? Unhealthy diet may be cause!

Posted by: Julian Ayrs on: September 30, 2008

Lately, wherever I go, it seems that a whole brigade of frustrated dudes are camping out in the stalls of men’s rooms – at the local library, truck stops off-highway, and at McDonald’s take-out – just about everywhere.
From within the tiny confines of the crapper stall – as I straddle the urinal to take a [...]

Heath Ledger…ReliaStar Insurance scam! Bad PR, man!

Posted by: Julian Ayrs on: September 30, 2008

ING financial services robs children of their legacies…

Everyone was shocked by the untimely death of actor Heath Ledger, especially in view of the fact mysterious intrigues surrounded his life, in the final hours.
After much wrangling, it’s my understanding that the family agreed Mr. Ledger’s three-year old daughter (Matilda Rose) should inherit the estate.
However, on the [...]

After tossing my dirty laundry into the washer, I headed outside for the normal routine.
With dustpan and whisk in hand, I vigorously began to scour the inside of my vehicle, so that it would be pristine clean before the cycles in the laundromat were complete.
As I stepped over to throw some trash in a garbage [...]

Parking…peeves! Argh…

Posted by: Julian Ayrs on: September 30, 2008

If you’re like me, you hate getting “dings” in your vehicle.
To avoid the problem, whenever I pull into a parking lot, I generally park away from the “madding crowd” in a section of the pavement where little or no cars are parked.
Darn it all!
 
As I alight from the supermarket about ten minutes later, I find [...]

UCLA…student survival guide. Too many dead soldiers, dude!

Posted by: Julian Ayrs on: September 30, 2008

Gee, kids sure are a lot more pampered since I attended University!
For example, on the UCLA campus the other day, I stumbled upon an informative “survival guide” prepared for students that was put out for young freshmen to get oriented on campus (and off).
What a Greek moment!
When I was hitting the books, and toiling my [...]

Nab him, will ‘ya!

Well, we’re pretty much use to Governor Schwarzenegger’s preaching and inclination to spoil all the fun, but if you’re from out-of-state (or residing abroad) you are hereby duly informed that the Gov has terminated text messaging while cruising the mean streets of the sunshine State.
On the heels of the legislation signed into [...]

The morning paper was full of jolts and surprises.
Heather Locklear, one of Aaron Spelling’s little darlings (Dynasty), was busted for an alleged problem manipulating her vehicle on the mean streets of Montecito (!).
A witness allegedly spied the svelte beauty stumble in and out of her vehicle – at which point – she revved up the [...]