Thirty times…
I will not chew gum in school!

In response to Jesse Jackson’s protests that – “he didn’t know a microphone was on” – when he was captured uttering a vulgar remark levelled at Barack Obama’s – um – manhood, slick Willy was quick to jump into the fray and offer up a bittersweet bon mot at a Harlem News Conference Thursday, which was undoubtedly the quote of the day.

“If all of us lived on live mikes, 100% of us would be embarrassed.”

Dog has different plans for Bill…