Posted by: Julian Ayrs on: July 5, 2009

Strip Tease!
On the 4th of July while Yankees were munching on foot-long hot weenies – wouldn’t you know it – Lady Liberty – tossed caution to the wind and acted with gay abandon!
Oh-my-God!
Perez Hilton stripped starkers (English term for buck naked) and revealed his – um – shortcomings to a titillated America.
The meaty pecs are eye-popping Perez !
As a Valley-boy would say, fer sure.
link:
http://perezhilton.com/tv/index.php?ptvid=4b4db06bfa006
‘Ya got to admit it, dudes, Perez has got gorgeous peepers, though!
Hats off to the Queen of gab (& flab) for taking the mighty plunge and embarking on a brave battle with the bulge Kirstie Alley would be envious of.
Posted by: Julian Ayrs on: July 4, 2009
As if by magic, the once ubiquitous barriers were removed on the “Walk of Fame” once holding Michael Jackson’s precious star captive and far from the reach of his adoring fans.
Ironic that it was liberated today on the 4th of July.
Delighted fans took advantage of the golden opportunity to stoop down and lovingly caress the glistening stone, place a prayer, or have a photograph still of themselves snapped at the for celebrated site.
For the first time, there was a calm that permeated the once-frenzied tourist attraction.
Maybe now, Michael is smiling down from above?
HD Video captured by Julian Ayrs @ the Tattler.
Posted by: Julian Ayrs on: July 3, 2009

Today, when I logged into Twitter, Ryan Seacrest (DJ) was thoughtful enough to post a tweet with instructions on how to take a shot at scooping up (free) tickets to the Memorial Service planned for Michael Jackson to be held here on the West Coast early next week.
Jackson family spokesperson Ken Sunshine (& CEO Tim Leiweke) appeared at a news conference Friday and unveiled the well-thought-out detailed arrangements to commemorate Jackson’s recent passing into spirit.
Fans, tourists, friends, plain old folks, paparazzi – even members of the media – are invited to pay their last respects to MJ – and may do so – by entering a draw at staples.com web site.
Info: staplescenter.com.
The Memorial Service will be held on Tuesday, July 7th, at the Staples Center (live) in the Nokia theater.
There will be simulcasts on three screens.
The broadcasts will commence at 10 am.
Tickets
There are 17,500 tickets available in total.
11,000 tickets will be handed out to people to attend the service inside the Staples Center.
In addition, 6,500 tickets will be reserved for individuals who wish to view the service from a simulcast at the Nokia theater.
A balance of 9,000 tickets have been reserved for the Jackson family to use at their discretion.
Draw Instructions
Fans have trouble registering due to high traffic at the web-site are asked to be patient!
Once the winners are drawn, they will be notified on Sunday between 11 am and 8 pm, and provided with a Code for a Ticketmaster ticket.
Winners are asked to arrive early at the Staples Center on Monday morning to pick up their two tickets and two wristbands in person.
Winners must pick up their tickets in the manner instructed because there will not be any future distribution of tickets at either the Staples Center or Nokia theatre.
Organizers are also recommending that individuals without tickets wishing to attend watch the Memorial Service from home since no spectators will be allowed to accumulate outside of the downtown Staples Center during the Memorial Service.
Registration
Once an entrant’s registration has been received, accepted and processed at the staples site, the following online notice will appear on-screen with these final instructions:
“Your registration for your chance to attend the Michael Jackson Public Memorial Service has been received.”
“If your application is successful, you will receive an e-mail on Sunday, July 5, 2009 after 11:00 a.m. (Pacific Time) with your exclusive unique code and instructions on how to obtain your two free tickets to attend the Public Memorial Service. “
“A valid ticket will be required to enter STAPLES Center & L.A. LIVE area on Tuesday, July 6, 2009.”
“Tickets will be distributed for either the public memorial service in the STAPLES Center or at the live television broadcast in the adjacent Nokia Theatre.”
“Please add info@staplescenter.com to your address book to ensure successful email delivery.”
Posted by: Julian Ayrs on: July 3, 2009
If you are an intelligent film-goer, you may be inclined to steer clear of “Public Enemies” – the much-touted piece of fluff starring charismatic Johnny Depp – which was just released in theatres around the country.
The film on the life & times of Public Enemy No. 1 – John Dillinger – roars onto the silver screen right off-the-bat with a smattering of edge-of-your-seat adrenalin-rushing action, then proceeds to move along at a fast clip.
Great, for starters.
From the get-go, I was dazzled by Michael Mann’s (Miami Vice) expert film techniques, which admirably succeeded in buttressing-up the tightly-woven drama as it splashed gloriously before me above the footlights in lush exquisite detail from ambitious beginning to predictable Hollywood-style end.
The actors were often set strategically within the frame (profiles in silhouette, for instance, were often set forward – others farther back – to effect an unsettling tension (or unspoken relationship between the characters), while backgrounds etched in swift small strokes – or lazy wide ones – were offered up when needed to flesh out and add color to the mix when scenarios demanded it.
All-in-all, “Public Enemies” is a visual masterpiece on celluloid which manages to hold the audience captive by virtue of stylized filmmaking approaches and departures that resonate beyond the limitations of the screen normally.
The mesmerizing fictionalized bio – emboldened by gutsy straightforward believable dialogue and fine performances by a stellar supporting cast – is also a smorgasbord for the senses.
Pristine marble polished to perfection in bank foyer backdrops wows, and fashion flourishes from the period flaunt the excesses of the era and openly appeal to the sensibilities in their daring flights of fancy and drama, as the character-driven scoundrels sweep film buffs along in this cautionary tale about high-stakes crimes and a judicial system that is wanting.
The keenest eye could have been fooled, though.
Not mine!
Like a delectable dessert savored at each delicious bite – “Public Enemies” left a sickly sweet aftertaste in my mouth for a moment or two – then faded away.
When ‘ya get right down to the nitty-gritty, the sensational Dillinger tale is just a puff piece.
Yes folks, all style and no substance.
A hollow film, in the final analysis.
No wonder!
When a film goer saunters beyond the initial gloss upfront – and likewise – wises up to the manipulative devices playing havoc with the heartstrings, there’s not much meat left to feast on.
In sum, the filmmakers’ failure to dig deep beneath Dillinger’s skin, was their undoing.
Imagine that, the celebrated director didn’t even bother to scrape beneath the pretty-boy surface (a little rough around the edges) or even try to fathom what made Dillinger “tick”.
One line of dialogue about daily beatings from “Daddy” didn’t suffice to fuel – or validate – the rage that ran rampant throughout “Public Enemies” just shy of two-and-a-half hours.
Eureka!
I’ve stumbled upon the answer.
Just maybe, there was nothing particularly intriguing about Dillinger, to warrant an over-the-top big-budget studio-backed effort.
Say, what were Dillinger’s major achievements (claims to fame) in the grand scheme of things, anyway?
Busting out of jail, robbing banks, eluding the long arm of the law?
That’s it in a nutshell, folks.
Bottom line, Mann was fixing to exalt a lousy thief!
I expect half-the-reason the Mann (some say he’s at the top of his game right now) snapped up Depp to inhabit the role was to capitalize on an image that oozes non-stop with likability.
Just betcha, the studio was counting on Depp’s magnetic persona to slop over and subliminally seduce fans and film goers slyly into the theatres and seal their fate at the box office.
That may have been one failing.
Personally, I thought Depp – though scrappy and menacing at times – lacked the ba”"s to pull off the role effectively.
Universal’s much-anticipated blockbuster cried out for a young DeNiro!
Even still, Depp stole the limelight whenever he appeared onscreen n any capacity.
Not difficult to do.
Christian Bale’s characterization – after all – was wooden.
The FBI role he took a stab at required a stretch that was way beyond his acting muscle.
Ah, but he sure looked masculine (and virile) in a period hat when a smattering of spontaneous light & shadows struck his jutting jaw, just so.
When I am noticing silly details like this, the producers are in trouble.
Essentially, “Public Enemies” is just another gangster movie, albeit goosed up a bit with slick imagery and media-rich state-of-the-art modern technology.
If you want to sit back, nibble on popcorn, and forget about your woes for two -and-a-half hours or so, this is the entertaining bill-of-fare you’ve been pining for.
I’m betting discerning audiences will plunk their bucks down elsewhere for now and catch Depp’s gangster flick later on DVD.
3 Stars!
Posted by: Julian Ayrs on: July 2, 2009
On the heels of tabulating the goodies I snapped up at CVS the other morning, a perky cashier instructed me to input my pin on the ATM machine, select the cash-back option, and what-have-you.
Shortly after I keyed in my ultra-secret 4 digit code in a clandestine fashion, the ATM machine continued on, and screamed out a second personal directive to me from the miniature screen resting at my nimble fingertips below.
“Do you want cash back?”
When I scrutinized the response options offered up, I was slightly taken aback.
There should have been two entries to choose from, right?
“Yes” or “No”.
I suppose I’d better put my specs on, I muttered to myself.
If I was not mistaken, there appeared to be 3 (!) distinct choices staring smack dab at me!
Uh-huh!
And, what was the 3rd word etched in line right below the “yes” option.
Si!
I hesitated.
I mean, what the heck?
Was this a prankster’s idea of an off-the-wall joke?
Or – the first “baby step” towards surreptitiously introducing “Spanish” as a “second” language – into the mainstream around the country?
“Change starts when someone sees the next step.”
Posted by: Julian Ayrs on: July 2, 2009
Twitter pal – Yoko Ono – must have been jumping up & down with joy over the past twenty-four hours when a court ruling in her favor was entered into the public record.
Judge Rya W. Zobel, at the U.S. District Court, found that Lennon’s widow was not liable for damages arising from a copyright-infringement lawsuit which was lodged against her at a Boston courthouse by a Massachusetts-based company seeking exclusive title to rare footage of the former mop-head.
At issue, were ten hours of footage shot on location in jolly old England at John’s tony estate in February (1970) in which the controversial member of the Fab Four (still a Beatle at that time) openly smoked marijuana and wickedly joked about slipping a hit of LSD into President Nixon’s tea.
Although the court has ruled that Yoko is (and was) the rightful copyright holder, there is still one niggling detail that intrigues us (former “heads”) in respect to the psychedelic end of the insidious plot to get tricky “Dick” stoned out of his gourde.
Was there a particular underground brand of LSD that John favored?
Purple microdot – or windowpane – perchance?
What say, Yoko?
Posted by: Julian Ayrs on: July 1, 2009
“Public Enemies” – the big budget feature directed by Michael Mann – hits big screens around the country today.
Yup!
I’m dashing off to catch the flick which has been causing a buzz in film industry circles in recent days.
Here’s the trailer!
Hope to see ‘ya there.
We’ll talk turkey tomorrow, eh?
Posted by: Julian Ayrs on: July 1, 2009
Fans from Santiago (Chile) placed a loving tribute by Michael’s star on the Hollywood “Walk of Fame” which was graced with an image of the Blessed Virgin Mary and heartfelt prayers.
HD Video captured by Julian Ayrs @ the Tattler.
Posted by: Julian Ayrs on: July 1, 2009
On Sunday June 28th, the Walk of Fame was swamped with tourists who stood in line under the sweltering sun to pay their last respects to Pop Icon Michael Jackson and his musical genius.
HD Video captured on HD Video by Julian Ayrs @ the tattler.
Posted by: Julian Ayrs on: July 1, 2009
Fans turned up over the weekend in throngs, for the most part well-behaved and respectful, as they sought to pay tribute to a man they touted as the King of Pop.